Short Quotes - Author Robert Byrne Showing 1 - 18 of 18 Add Quote Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. Robert Byrne Age Upvote0 No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. Robert Byrne Reading Upvote0 A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. Robert Byrne Life Upvote0 Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. Robert Byrne Heart Upvote0 Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses. Robert Byrne Will Upvote0 Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. Robert Byrne Being Upvote0 Doing a thing well is often a waste of time. Robert Byrne Time Upvote0 Getting caught is the mother of invention. Robert Byrne Mother Upvote0 To err is human, to purr feline. Robert Byrne Upvote0 Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left. Robert Byrne Party Upvote0 Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. Robert Byrne State Upvote0 One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. Robert Byrne People Upvote0 Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours." Robert Byrne Nature Upvote0 Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. Robert Byrne Man Upvote0 There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. Robert Byrne People Upvote0 The purpose of life is a life of purpose. Robert Byrne Life Upvote0 Prejudices save time. Robert Byrne Time Upvote0 Partying is such sweet sorrow. Robert Byrne Sorrow Upvote0