Short Quotes - Author Victor Borge Showing 1 - 11 of 11 Add Quote I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. Victor Borge Children Upvote0 He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. Victor Borge Wife Upvote0 I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. Victor Borge Upvote0 Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. Victor Borge Humor Upvote0 If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. Victor Borge Laughter Upvote0 Laughter is the closest distance between two people. Victor Borge People Upvote0 My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. Victor Borge Mother Upvote0 Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. Victor Borge People Upvote0 When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. Victor Borge Appearance Upvote0 The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. Victor Borge Difference Upvote0 I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. Victor Borge Time Upvote0